you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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