Dual....:-)
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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