There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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