think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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