Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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