The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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