He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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