Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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