I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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