I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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