you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
