Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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