Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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