it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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