I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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