Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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