Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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