they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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