i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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