My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
