If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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