Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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