His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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