Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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