What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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