I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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