i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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