i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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