More tranny stories later!
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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