Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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