That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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