No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You took a bar mat shot.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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