I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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