What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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