right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
the raccoons are back...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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