People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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