to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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