I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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