Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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