Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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