so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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