Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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