No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i came on her dog
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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