if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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