i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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