I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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