haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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