when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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