Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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