it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so that wasnt chicken after all
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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