that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize
