the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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