what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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