Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You can make out without kissing
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