i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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